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theprinceofdenmark asked: I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT TODDLERS AND TIARAS REMINDS ME OF. IT REMINDS ME OF MY CHILDHOOD IN BALLROOM DANCE BECAUSE IT IS EXACTLY LIKE A GLITZ PAGEANT BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS AGE LIKE 3+ IN MAKEUP AND FUCKTONS OF RHINESTONES. THIS IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I HAD THIS EPIPHANY. NOT REALLY, BUT OK

omg you lived toddlers and tiaras except that it was more like toddlers exploring their sexuality through revealing dance wear. You were obviously oppressed because you wore tasteful nice year old appropriate dresses. 

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fuckyeahgemmadoyletrilogy: But in her web she still delights To weave the mirror’s magic sights, For often through the silent nights A funeral, with plumes and lights And music, went to Camelot; Or when the Moon was overhead, Came two young lovers lately wed. “I am half sick of shadows,” said The Lady of Shalott.

fuckyeahgemmadoyletrilogy:

But in her web she still delights
To weave the mirror’s magic sights,
For often through the silent nights
A funeral, with plumes and lights
And music, went to Camelot;
Or when the Moon was overhead,
Came two young lovers lately wed.
“I am half sick of shadows,” said
The Lady of Shalott.

(Source: apostcardfromoxford, via villainesses)

Filed under lady of shalott alfred lord tennyson john william waterhouse this always reminds me of anne of green gables

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theprinceofdenmark said: asoiaf arya fics are HILARIOUS. because one that i read is still written when she’s like 11

My problems is that I can never actually find links to them. It’s possible that I’m retarded, but I just don’t know where to look and they never come across my dash. I always see people talking about them but I never see the actual thing and it makes me so jelly!

Filed under fan fiction where can i read it?! i used to read allllllll the harry potter fic back in the day but then i got out of the loop i am lame

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checkmyshoe123:

Benedict Cumberbatch reads “Ode to a Nightingale” by John Keats.

THE END, BYE.

fuuuuuu—- *croak* I think I need a cold shower. This isn’t even fair. Please can benedict read me a story and poetry to help me sleep every night?

benedict cumberbatch

reading 

my favourite poet

I

I just can’t…

I

I’ll……………..

I’ll be in my bunk

This is beautiful.

(via ihavetwohearts)

Filed under OMGGGGGGG the line on my blog is from this poem i have a line of this poem engraved on my ipod this is my poem keats is my man and my other man benedict cumberbatch is reading it to meeeeeeeee

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Is there fic about Holmes spending months being furniture in Watson’s house?

ayries:

starkswag:

Because I think there should be fic about Holmes spending months being furniture in Watson’s house.

For science.

#watson constantly feeling like he’s being watched  #random phantom sneezes  #gladstone barking at nothing and watson fearing holmes has finally sent the dog mad  #food disappearing  #watson’s clothes too

screaming

I would read that immediately. 

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