I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT TODDLERS AND TIARAS REMINDS ME OF. IT REMINDS ME OF MY CHILDHOOD IN BALLROOM DANCE BECAUSE IT IS EXACTLY LIKE A GLITZ PAGEANT BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS AGE LIKE 3+ IN MAKEUP AND FUCKTONS OF RHINESTONES. THIS IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I HAD THIS EPIPHANY. NOT REALLY, BUT OK

January 27, 2012

theprinceofdenmark asked: I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT TODDLERS AND TIARAS REMINDS ME OF. IT REMINDS ME OF MY CHILDHOOD IN BALLROOM DANCE BECAUSE IT IS EXACTLY LIKE A GLITZ PAGEANT BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS AGE LIKE 3+ IN MAKEUP AND FUCKTONS OF RHINESTONES. THIS IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I HAD THIS EPIPHANY. NOT REALLY, BUT OK

omg you lived toddlers and tiaras except that it was more like toddlers exploring their sexuality through revealing dance wear. You were obviously oppressed because you wore tasteful nice year old appropriate dresses.